I do smart jokes disguised as stupid jokes. Intelligent, but not high brow

backstage with Bon Jovi

With the cast of Millionaire Matchmaker

Ashford & Simpson and NYC Fashion exec Carolyn Atkinson. r.i.p. Nick Ashford

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Deep Thoughts by Simon K.

My whole life I’ve been a comic. Being a comedian is not something I do, it’s what I am. If there was no such thing as stand up comedy I would still walk around and make people laugh in... Read More »
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We’re bringing the heat to Laugh’s in Kirkland, WA on Sun 2/19

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The Simon Kaufman Show

I’m tucked away working hard to launch The Simon Kaufman Show. A weekly online talk show. For more info you can simply email me with any questions. Get ready, it’s going to be amazing   Read More »
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I’m learning WordPress

The time has come for me to take matters in my own hands. Greatness is emerging from within and around me at all times. Much more to come. In the meantime please visit me on my facebook page Read More »
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Broadway Club

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Comcast-Comedy Underground Show

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Simon Says…

I’m bringing sexy back. I couldn’t afford it. Good thing I kept the receipt. “One thing I love about doing comedy is getting paid for saying the same stuff that used to put me in detention”. If my local... Read More »
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Deep Thoughts by Simon K.

My whole life I’ve been a comic. Being a comedian is not something I do, it’s what I am. If there was no such thing as stand up comedy I would still walk around and make people laugh in... Read More »
admin | 06 October 2010 | Uncategorized | |    

To My Fans

I promise to always have new Jokes and overall improvement all the time. I promise that if you come see my stand up, I’m better than the last time you saw me, and next time, I’ll be better than... Read More »
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Look at me

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Freestyle-Rapper

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Deep Thoughts by Simon K.

My whole life I’ve been a comic. Being a comedian is not something I do, it’s what I am. If there was no such thing as stand up comedy I would still walk around and make people laugh in... Read More »
admin | 06 October 2010 | Uncategorized | |    

Deep thought

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Date for Hire

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World’s Poorest Philanthropist

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Damn Sexy

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Freestyle-Rapper

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Look at me

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admin | 06 October 2010 | Headshots | |    

To My Fans

I promise to always have new Jokes and overall improvement all the time. I promise that if you come see my stand up, I’m better than the last time you saw me, and next time, I’ll be better than... Read More »
admin | 06 October 2010 | Headshots | |    

Simon Says…

I’m bringing sexy back. I couldn’t afford it. Good thing I kept the receipt. “One thing I love about doing comedy is getting paid for saying the same stuff that used to put me in detention”. If my local... Read More »
admin | 06 October 2010 | Uncategorized | | No Comments   

Comcast-Comedy Underground Show

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